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Danish Pol Says: Boobs Are Best Defense Against Muslim Immigration
Now, I love this article.... yes, Titties...Terrorize Terrorists.... Free the girls.... save the world from extremists.
Danish Pol Says: Boobs Are Best Defense Against Muslim Immigration
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According to Vajazzling.com Vajazzling: The act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman's nether regions for aesthetic purposes. I ran across this Great Blog About Vajazzling last night and was further creeped out. Now, I hadn't thought of Vajazzling much lately, but I had heard of it, hadn't given it much thought. I was folding laundry and halfway watching one of those "stupid people from New Jersey shows" a couple of weeks ago, and there was a little princess going on a first date and she had to go get "Vajazzled." I, not being the type to let any stranger with a jar of wax come near my unmentionable region -was a little floored that this is a topic on television, much less that people in any great amount of numbers are doing it. There must be some cultural obsession among certain circles of ladies about having your hair done, and not the hair on your head.
Personally, the thought of a manicurist touching my hands creeps me out, so you know that I would never consider the secret pleasures that await from having my unmentionables glammed up like a bejeweled handbag from 1976.
Part of me is laughing at these women, who not only will go pay money to have strangers pour hot wax on their private area and strip it off, but then to know they are following it up with crystals slathered in glue. I hate to be a country hick but it doesn't interest me whatsoever. *It sounds itchy too.
In a way this obsession with hairlessness seems childish, and creepy. It almost has the feel of wanting to look like a child. It is disturbing. Not that I'm on the pro-granola crunching team of women saying don't shave your pits or legs, not at all. I just feel that women in our society are under so much pressure to be pretty that we have taken it to a whole new level. What will they find to do next.
What will culture find to market to women next? There is already a select group that only feel that they can be happy from carrying around $500 purses and driving the best cars. Television networks have show after show devoted to telling women they aren't good enough. Look at the "keeping up with the Joneses" attitudes on the "Real Housewives" shows. We have shows telling women they are too fat and must lose weight to be pretty. There are shows about fashion and how not to dress. So much time, money and energy promoted to help women tear each other down or making each other look ridiculous . We are our own worst enemy. It doesn't help that we also have the "Frenemy" atmosphere.
I am not sure what this new "trend" says about the males in our society, or whether they like or dislike shiny sparklies glued on their ladies, I would guess to say they probably don't care as long as they have access to it. So ladies, if you want to create a new industry of crotch decorators (hey in this economy maybe it IS a good thing) go ahead. But just maybe you should just take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself is it really that important to look like a discoball down below?
You probably know more about me than you'd like to know now, especially about the fact that the only thing that sparkles on me is my diamond rings. So ladies, just say no to the crystal crotch (or at least keep it a secret, I've already found too many pictures on the web). I hate to tell you this but its not pretty. Sorry.
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Reposting a pic from the other day.... hope to get some more wildflower pics tomorrow.
Let the four day weeks begin. Tomorrow is my Friday. Yes. Let us celebrate!. I just watched Office Space (and hit play again). Its time to order a new remote. Oh, I also had a two and a half hour nap....didn't run, I slept too long... I love Spring but my lungs don't...allergies are getting me.
The nine year old had a bad day at school and has tried to convince me how ill he is all evening. He's been clinging and basically at my side since school was out. Pouting in his misery.
Hub has a job interview tomorrow! Hope it goes well, I'm jealous. I wish I had a job interview.
News of the Day... (well just a few things I noticed while on the web tonight).
Obama VAT - yeah... more taxes, less jobs, but everyone has health insurance...not enough doctors. Yeah go VAT.
Death to Southpark Creators; so apparently the South Park people offended the Muslims. Well, you know what, women cause Earthquakes and the South Park people offend everyone. Anyways... tolerance people learn some tolerance, why are they always out to kill people anyways, I mean isn't the whole purpose of religion tolerance somewhere way back there when it was created. I don't understand... where is the love.
Teacherpocalypse 2010 <--10% cuts in my state...thought that lottery would solve our problems. Who needs curriculum and supplies anyways.... I can deduct $250 a year...We Don't Need No Education...
North Dakota Has Jobs Aplenty But Little Housing I learned this in 2003 when my husband and I, drove to just south of Mandan in Northern South Dakota, I had a job teaching in a little school on the Standing Rock Rez (I can say Rez by the way I've lived on one, I can also say NDN, cuz I'm in a tribe) . Had the job while Oklahoma was having severe budget cuts (what is new) and we were ready to find a house. No house anywhere to be found. We would've been about 10 miles from North Dakota had I taken this job, on the Missouri river. We drove home in a blizzard. Lovely January weather. No housing, now they have oil and even less housing. I have to say though, its very pretty country in July.
The Dandelion King, I loved this article, I could really say a lot about how this writer expressed my opinions on having a lawn. I'm actually kind of against mowing the lawn, from a naturalist standpoint. I think our desire to keep nature in order is a little crazy. Our desire to landscape and create perfection out of natures own perfection, is a battle that we will never totally win. This was taken last week in the ditch. I have Indian Paint Brushes in my yard...its wild flower time here. Beautiful.
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New Yorkers Brace for Doorman Strike; I'm gearing up. No, seriously had I not read this in the news I would not think that something like this could happen. First of all I didn't know they had a "doormen" union. Imagine the worry over not having someone to open your door.
Oh, how I love country living. Its so simple. I open my own door. I lock it on occasion but I don't every night. Not to belittle the people who open doors for other or do that sort of work, I'm sure it would not be the type of work I would relish.
It reminds me of a book that I read (which I loved). I think everyone should read this novel of a woman, a door lady, a concierge, in Paris. Such a wonderful, beautiful story. Elegance of the Hedgehog.
So, while I worry about how those New Yorkers will open their doors, I'm thinking I will have to email my friend in New York City to find out the significance of this particular inconvenience. I thought I would see what equally interesting news stories are in my neck of the woods. Ah, the Governor signed the Equine Dentistry law, you know, floating teeth and such... because not all Veterinarians like to float teeth. Equine Dentistry. So, I'm sorry NYC, I hope an agreement can be made so your doors will be opened and you will be greeted in the manner you are accustomed to. I hope that your doormen and women will see a bigger paycheck for their labor.
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Three states I've never had a visitor from this month... also Tennessee... and South Dakota. Wow, so I count the states and the hits from them. So I realize that population demographics probably has to do with my lack of visitors from these states, but I want every state green. I feel lacking without that one 0:00 second visit from Montana in the last 30 days, besides I've never been to Montana, I'm cheated out of the Montana experience. Obviously, Montana is cheated out of experiencing me (as I type this I am thinking someone will keyword Montana and will surf on here giving me what I need). Oh hail google. I am a nerd.
I'm up realizing the reality of having all my kids in the house. My daughter is in the bath using all the hot water already (which also means I can't do dishes- I need two hot water heaters). My youngest woke me up at 8:30 asking when did he get to play the Xbox.
So the sun is shining (that is good), the wind is blowing (that sucks...well it blows -but you know what I mean), my stomach is only slightly yuck, Now, no one is going anywhere, I refuse to have any drama today, because I can't take it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
List of to do around the house is long, with cleaning and dishes, such an exciting Sunday. Well I've had enough excitement for this week. I want boring. I'm going to make an amazing cake today and post pictures and the recipe, it is my favorite cake of all cakes... its delish.... very, very rich, very unhealthy. Sourcream Fudge Tort. I also have a ham and a rack of ribs... so what to have for dinner.... Ham sounds good to me right now. But, I'm hungry at the moment. Just up to check my web stats and my analytics and all those things that nerdy people do.
So the top headline of the day is "Town Planning Luddite Anniversary" Luddite Anniversary, interesting bit of history for you. Oh and the rules of reading yahoo news, always read the odd news first, then followed by business, health, headlines and science, if your head isn't full enough or you aren't angry yet, then you go read politics. I save the opinion pieces for the NYTimes, Washington Post and WSJ; all while listening to Fox News in the background. But now I also read the hit and run blog on Reason.com. All while switching back to Mafia Wars on Facebook. And starting the laundry, which now I have all my daughters stuff to wash (makes me happy though).
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